Send a ship and I’ll tell you who:

• Gives nose/forehead kisses: zeref… and sometimes accidentally kills her on the process
• Gets jealous the most: mavis
• Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: zeref doesn’t ever get drunk… mavis does, and oftentimes he has to get her off the ceiling rails
• Takes care of on sick days: both <3
• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: mavis because zeref likes to think he’s dracula and refuses to bathe himself under the sun
• Gives unprompted massages: zeref “sorry…. i killed u w/ my love didnt i”
• Drives/rides shotgun: zeref drives. end of story. mavis stays on the compartment.
• Brings the other lunch at work: mavis!! “here you go… i know you’re tired of scheming ways on how to have natsu kill you.” “tnx bae” “no problem at al
• Has the better parental relationship: both
• Tries to start role-playing in bed: MAVIS FGHJKIIJH
• Embarrassingly drunk dancer: zeref
• Still cries watching Titanic: mavis “damn fucking whistle”
• Firmly believes in couples costumes: mavis, goddamit
• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: zeref tends to overdo himself because he really couldn’t risk kissing her on christmas day
• Makes the other eat breakfast: zeref because mavis wants cream puffs for breakfast
• Remembers anniversaries: neither *a thousand years plays in background*
• Brings up having kids: zeref. “can we make children without me having to kiss you?”