Tumblr vs ACTUAL horoscopes

Tumblr Aries: HARDCORE !!!!
Irl Aries: a fucking whining baby
Tumblr Taurus: Strong and Loyal :))
Irl Taurus: a mess of a human
Tumblr Gemini: Our Enemy
Irl Gemini: Our Enemy
Tumblr Cancer: sweet and kind and sympathetic :)
Irl Cancer: Satan
Tumblr Leo: Loud and proud!!!
Irl Leo: won't get anything done
Tumblr Virgo: sophisticated and polite
Irl Virgo: a bitch
Tumblr Libra: Straightforward and cool!
Irl Libra: doesn't know shit
Tumblr Scorpio: mysterious and dangerous
Irl Scorpio: big cat
Tumblr Sagittarius: Nice all the time
Irl Sagittarius: will kill you
Tumblr Capricorn: Setting out for the best!!!
Irl Capricorn: in bed eating discount brand cheese puffs
Tumblr Aquarius: uwu baby
Irl Aquarius: ARE YOFU FUCKING REDAD Y TO PARTY
Tumblr Pisces: a fish
Irl Pisces: a shitty fish
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5 years ago, 05/10/15 | 139,396 notes
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